Back home at last

After what seemed like an eternity out on his mission, Kakuzu had returned home at last. He opened his door and slid in slowly, not even bothering to close the door back behind him. He slipped out of his cloak and shoes carefully, and climbed into bed. He wasn't really tired, but he did need to relax a bit after that long walk home. He sighed and stretched himself out.

Hidan was walking down the hallway, and noticed Kakuzu's door was open. he went over, and peered into the room, curious to see if Kakuzu was there or not. "KAKUZU!!!!!!" Hidan yelled, grinning like an idiot at the ragdoll.

Kakuzu looked up and smirked. "Did you miss me?" He laughed softly and sat up on his bed; motioning for Hidan to join him

Hidan ran over, and launched himself at Kakuzu's bed, landing next to Kakuzu, still grinning. "where'd you go damn it!?!? i've been fucking bored as hell!!! and tobi's been such a fucking dumbass!! he wouldn't leave me the fuck alone!!!" Hidan started to rant.

"I was on a mission..." Was all Kakuzu said. He was to busy scanning Hidan, making sure he was just the same as he was when kakuzu left so long ago. He couldn't help but to smile.

Hidan didn't notice Kakuzu staring at him, because he was too buisy waving his hands around dramatically as he continued his rant, "Why didn't you take me the hell with you!?!? these fuckers have been putting me through fucking hell, damn it!!! ughh!! i can't fucking stand them!! and i had no one to fucking piss the hell of!!!!! except Deidara...but he's not very fun to piss off......"

"Oh gee, thanks." kakuzu chuckled. "I would have brought you with me, but Pein wanted me to go in alone."

Hidan pouted. "damn him to hell then.......anyway, i missed having you around, i guess...how was the fucking mission?"

"it was a mission....It sucked ass...that's how they all are normally"

"yeah, usually...except when there's lots of killing~" Hidan said with a smirk.

"I didn't kill many people...." He said, going into a dreamlike state as he recalled the memories in his mind

"damn, well that sucks ass!!" Hidan said.

"It happens" he said simply

"...how the hell can you always be so fucking calm with everything?" Hidan asked, out of curiousity.

"There's ust no reason to freak out over every tiny detail....it's a waste of energy" he said, leaning against the headrest thingy on the bed.
(i donno what the back part of the bed is called..yeh...)

(lol, nice, neither do i XP)

"...i don't think it is......" Hidan stated, pouting. "....i'm bored..."

Kakuzu patted hidan's head, still smiling.

Hidan glared at Kakuzu. "don't do that, damn it! i'm not a fucking animal or something!......" he yelled, and then pouted.

kakuzu pulled Hidan into his chest, and rubbed Hidan's head so that his hair got all messy.

(g2g! sorry! i can only go on the computer on weekends too...i'll try to sneak on as much as i can!!)

Hidan struggled and squirmed to try and get away from Kakuzu. "HEY!! LET GO, FUCKER!! YOU'RE MESSING MY DAMN HAIR UP!!!!"

Kakuzu held him closer, pulling hidan into his lap as he did so. "That's the point, you're adorable with messy hair." he teased.

"no i'm not, damn it!! let me the fuck go!!" Hidan yelled, still trying to get away.

With a smirk plastered across his face, kakuzu finally let Hidan go. "I think it looks good"

Hidan fell onto the floor when Kakuzu let him go, and landed face-first with a 'thud'. he sat up, and grumbled some curses, and glared at Kakuzu. "i fucking hate it when you fucking mess up my damn hair! i gel it back for a jashin-damned reason ya know!...." Hidan ranted, pouting, and glaring daggers at Kakuzu.

Kakuzu chuckled 'I think you like when i mess it up"