ZOMG!! a pub!

Hidan moved away from Kakuzu, holding the blue stuff protectivly. "MINEZ!!!!!!!!!!" he said, before starting to chugg it down.

Kakuzu chuckles. "Fine you greedy lil bastard,"

Hidan fell backwards, so he was laying on the ground, still drinking the blue stuff. he was about half-done with the huge bottle.

"Nuuu....don't drink it all. Save some for later..." He pulled it away from him and ran off, drinking it as he went.

"OI!! TATZ MUN!!!" Hidan yelled, not able to get off the ground.

Kakuzu sat down on the ground, not to far away from where Hidan was and finished the bottle. "Oooohh, bitch! What now?!" He waved the bottle in the air.

Hidan rolled over to Kakuzu, and sat up, and started trying to strangle him. "NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hidan let go of Kakuzu, and flopped back onto the ground. he laughed, and hiccuped a few times.

Kakuzu poked him. "You okey little buddy?"

"yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

"Alrighty, Then I'm going home." He stood up and stumbled away slowly

"OI!! OI!!! DUN LEV WIT OT MEH!!!!"

"Why not? You loveeeeee me?" He teased.

"noez!! i dun wanna beh left heeeeer alooone!!"

"Suuurrreee youu don'tttt, you just wanna fuck teh almighty kakuzu in the arse, yes?" He laughed and mooned him.

(Woot! Go kaku <3 ))

Hidan gave him the middle finger. "gu fck jorselve!!!" (haha funny wordz)

"But I knowwwww you wanna do it for meh." He smiled evilly.

"nu-uh!!"

"Ohhh, don't lie" He stumbled back over to hidan and laid ontop of him. "You loveeee meeee"

"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Kakuzu yawns. "I'm sleepy..."

"i wan'z tu gu hooooooooommme!"

"Then come on fatass, we shall go home."

"i caaaaaannnt muuuve dammet!!"

Kakuzu stands up and puts his hand out for Hidan. "If you can't move, then I'm fuckin' leaving you here bitch."

"awwwwwwwz, y can't joo jus' carreh meh?"