SHOPPING!!!!!!!

"don't worry Tobi, we'll be fine. i'll make sure they don't hurt us." Hidan said to Tobi, to comfort her. Hidan pulled a kunai out of the pocket of her capris(sp?) come any fuckin' closer and i'll castrate you, motherfuckers..." she threatened. Hidan knew she had alot more weapons straped to her, to fight with...she always carried lots of weapons, even when she was a dude (lol), though, she hadn't brought her scythe, and silently wished for it, to fight with.

"O-ok Hidan chan" Tobi smiled weekly. Tobi could easily kill these men but with Hidan here, She still had to hide her abilities. Mentaly cursing herself for not bringing any wepons, She held on tighter to Hidan's hand.

Hidan waited for one of the men to try and make a move towards them, so she could kill them. this would be fun, but, then again, Hidan always thought killing was fun.

"Alright, lets have some fun" The fat man said and pulled out a knife. He motioned two thugs to get Tobi and three thugs went and surrounded Hidan. "Are you going to come quietly, or do we have to force you?" One thug said to Hidan.

Hidan smirked, and threw a well-aimed kunai into one thug's thoat. then kicked another in the crotch, before kneeing them in the face, when they doubled over in pain. as the third one ran at her, she turned, and stabbed the guy in the gut, then twisted the kunai, and pulled it upwards, slicing the man open, and letting his blood spill everywhere.

While Hidan was fighting, The two thugs caught Tobi and each one holding onto each hand. The fat man walked over to her and grinned. "Hello there cuite" He said. Tobi frowned. "I swear, if my friend wasn't here, I would make sure you die painfully" Tobi said so low that only the fat man and herself heard. "Oh this one is fiesty as well, I like that" He said and started to rub her face. "You have such a nice skin texture" He started to rub her neck and her shoulders. "Stop!" Tobi screamed

Hidan finished, for now, and left with one guy still on the ground. she threw to kunais, and slit the throats of the men holding Tobi, then jumped up, and did some kind of summersault, landing behind the fat man. she put a kunai to the man's throat, and imediatly killed him, then moved out of the way as his fat and dead body colapsed to the floor. by now the floor, surounding clothes, and Hidan were all completely soaked in blood. "well...this would have been more entertaining, if i had more time, and my scythe...but, i guess, what happens happens..." she said, walking over to the only man that was alive. she picked him up by the calor, and stabbed him in the eyes, then the throat. "damn..guess, i'm gonna need a shower later...and a good excuse for getting these clothes covered in blood..."

Tobi jumped up and huged Hidan. "Hidan chan you're the best!!"

Hidan smiled, and nearly fell over. "heheheh, thanks, but it was nothin' seriously, it was fun!..and i hope you realize you're getting covered in blood, by hugging me, like that..."

Tobi let go but smiled. "It's ok! It's better than being raped by some fat guy right?"

"yep!" Hidan said, nodding. "....should we get out of here, before the store owner finds out about all the blood on these clothes....or do you think he already knows...?"

"I think he doesn't know, lets get out of here!"

"okay!" Hidan said, before grabbing Tobi's hand, and running out of the store.

Tobi followed Hidan out the store. "Where are we going now Hidan chan?"

"...i dunno......but i'm still covered in blood......"

"Oh yeah" Tobi looks down at herself. "Should we go back to the base?"

"...sure, i guess....but i don't wanna explain to Konan how her clothes got covered in blood....."

"Neither do I" Tobi sighs and fixes her skirt. "What are we going to do?"

"i dunno....should we go home, burn the clothes, get new ones, and come back or something?"

"Yes! Great plan!"

Hidan grinned. "and if konan ever asks about these outfits, we have no idea...got it?"

"Got it!" Tobi said happily

"good boy, Tobi!" Hidan said, trying not to laugh. "well, c'mon, let's burn this shit! maybe we can roast marshmellows..."

"Yeah!! Wait... Tobi's a girl!!! A good girl!!"

"right, whatever...marshmellow time!...and maybe some s'mores......"