Babysitting

"what's that book about....?"

Tobi looked up from the book she was reading. "It's about these nurses that killed their patients because they were being annoying" She pointed towards the book. "It's called the Angels of Death"

"ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! read it to me!"

"No! It's for grownups ONLY"

Hidan pouted. "b-but....WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

"It's really graphic and I shouldn't be reading something like that to you"

Hidan made a puppy-dog face, that almost looked like he was gonna cry. "WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME!?!?!?!?"

Tobi stared wide-eyed. "I'm sorry Hidan chibi..." Tobi bit at her lower lip. 'If I read it to him..... What the hell, He's a killer anyway...' "Fine fine, I'll read it to you"

"yay!!! thank you~!" Hidan cheered, jumping up and down.

Tobi laughed. "All right, all right! Sit down! Now are you ready?"

"okiez!" Hidan said, calming down enough to sit and be quiet, as he waited for Tobi to read him the book

"Ok so there's these nurses that are really lazy right, so one day, an eldery patient was ringing her help buzzer and one of the nurses finnally snaped. She waited until everyone was asleep and she poured water down her throught until she drowned. Most eldery people die from the build up liquid in their lungs so they didn't think it was murder. Some other nurses thought it looked fun so they started doing it too. They would laugh and get drunk after killing atleast 56 people. They were called the Angels of Death. One day tho, a nurse was leving late and happened to overhear the group talking about how they would watch the life slip away from the paitents. She went to the police and the group was arrested. In total, they killed 283 people."

"oooooooooo~!! i like that story!! can you tell me another, pwease~?" Hidan asked, clinging to Tobi's arm.

"Fine..." She flipped through the pages and found one Hidan might like. "How about this one? It's called The Eyes"

" okayz! it sounds cool!" (sorry if i take a while to post. im posting from my phone)

(That's ok =D)

"Ok it's about this guy right, and he's really good looking and a mass murderer. He would see a woman and ask her harmless questions like 'Can you help me find my dog?' and stuff like that. When they're alone, he drugs her with a paralizer coated needle that makes her stop moving. When she wakes up, He tortures her by pouring acid into her eyes, blinding her forever. Then, with a small knife, he carves the words 'The Eyes' onto her own eyes. Then he violently rapes her until she can't move again. When she wakes up, he drives her to an open area, like a park, and leaves her there to die. He has done this..... 45 times"

(nvm anymore X3 )

"oooo!! that's awesome!!...except the raping part.....i dun like that part...everytyhing else was really cool!!!!" Hidan said, still clinging to Tobi's arm.

Tobi smiles. "That's ok Hidan chibi, you don't have to like that part"

"moar storehz~!!" Hidan demanded, withe a big grin.

Tobi laughes and ruffles Hidan's hair. "Alright then!" She flips through the pages and finds another one Hidan might like. "How about this one? It's called Feeding Time"

"okay!!....the name of it makes me feel hungry tho....."

"Ok then, how about after this story, I'll make you something to eat ok?" She smiles

"okiez~!!"

"Good! Lets begin. There was this guy right, and he owned a bar. Not just any bar mind you. This bar had live Allagators!! He would bring them out and they would swing their tails." She waves her arms around making swooshing noises. "Then he would feed them. They would do tricks and he would throw the meat in the air and they would catch it. After that, he would bring them in the back so that they could go to sleep. This guy was crazy though. One day, one of the waitresses was missing. The police went to the guy but he said that she quit and they belived him. Not for long though, because more of his waitresses went missing and their families said that they wern't going to quit their jobs. The police checked the bar and was horrified by the scene. The Allagators were eating the now dead waitresses. They were cut up and put in a bucket so that when feeding time came, the Allagators always had someone new to eat."

"ooo!! that's a prety good one! but, i think my favorite, so far, was the one before this one."