Coming from the park!!

Tobi walked into the livingroom and sat Hidan down on the couch.

Hidan smiled at Tobi. "can you please read me another story?"

Tobi chuckled and put Hidan in her lap. "Aren't you tired yet?"

"nope!!"

"Fine" Tobi sighed and opened the book. She skimmed through the pages until she found a good story. "How about this one? It's called Crossdresser"

"haha, that one sounds funny!"

"Ok listen up! Once apon a time, (lolz), There was this crossdresser named Andy. He would always watched his mother dress in such pretty clothing that when she wasn't looking, he would dress in her clothes. When he reached his teenage years, he was always mistaken for a girl, but he never complained because he liked to feel pretty. One day at school, after gym, When he was changing in the girls locker room,one noticed that he had a um... package. OMG SHE'S A HE!! The girl screamed. The other girls laughed and told him that he wish that they were as pretty as they were. When Andy went home, he cried and he took his father's old gun and put it in his bag. The next day at school, He shot those same girls, When he was about to kill the leader he said, "Who's the pretty one now?" With a twisted smile on his face, he pulled the trigger."

"ooooooooooooooooo!!! that's why people shouldn't make fun of other peoples that way.....they might get shot!! but, i'm safe enough to make fun of people...because i'm immortal!!"

"Yea but you know what you aren't safe from?" Tobi said with a smirk.

"...what?..." Hidan asked, completely baffled(sp?).

"TICKLE ATTACK!!" Tobi laughed and stared to tickle Hidan.

"AHH!!! NOOO!!!!!" Hidan yelled, before laughing alot.

"Fear the tickle monster!!!" Tobi said giggling.

Hidan kept laughing, and couldn't really say anything, from all the laughing.

Tobi kept laughing and giggling.

"stop!!" Hidan said, between laughing. he hated being this ticklish.

"Fine, but you have been warned!" Tobi giggles and stop tickling Hidan.

Hidan eventually calmed down from all the laughing.

"Aw you're too cute!" Tobi yelled and started to hug him.

Hidan smiled. "cute enough to earn another story?"

"One more and that's it!" Tobi sighed and kissed Hidan's forehead.

"yayz~!"

Tobi smiled and opened the book. "Ok, this one is called Mr. Sullivan... One morning John Sullivan found himself walking along the street downtown. He could not explain what he was doing there, or how he got there, or where he had been earlier. He didn't even know what time it was.
He saw a woman walking toward him and stopped her. "I'm afraid I forgot my watch," he said, and smiled. "Can you tell me the time?" When she saw him, she screamed and ran.
Then John Sullivan noticed other people were afraid of him. When they saw him coming, they flattened themselves against a building, or ran across the street to stay out of his way.
"There must be something wrong with me," John Sullivan thought. "I'd better go home."
He hailed a taki, but the driver took one look at him and sped away.
John Sullivan did not understand what was going on, and it scared him. "Maybe somebody at home can come and get me," he thought. He found a telephone and called his wife, but a voice he did not recognize answered.
"Is Mrs. Sullivan there?" he asked.
"No, she is at a funeral," the voice said. "Mr. Sullivan was killed yesterday in an accident downtown"

(Sorry no death today =) )

(lolz)

Hidan smiled. "that's a cool one! was he a ghost or somethin? did his ghost still look the same as his body did after he had been killed? how come he was a ghost? why didn't he just die and his ghost go to heaven or hell? was there something really wrong with him? how did he die? why was there some wierd person at his house to answer the phone? was that person a burglar? were they stealin' stuff? were they an assassin? were they gonna kill his wife? did that person kill him too?"

"Ack! Too many questions!!" Tobi sighed and rubbed her forehead. "Lets see, ah question 1, yes he was a ghost, and questions 2-11, I don't know"