need foooooooooooooood!! X3

Hidan walked into the kitchen, feeling bored and a bit hungry. it was getting close to lunch time. Hidan opened the 'fridge and started scrounging around for something to eat. he couldn't find anything that looked edible in there. he picked something up, and looked at it closely. it moved slightly on it's own. Hidan made a discusted face, and threw it into the trash, only to hear it make a noise. Hidan closed the 'fridge door, and started searching the cabinets for something that was safe to eat.

Tobi walked into the kicthen to get something to drink. He spotted Hidan looking threw the cabinets. "Hiya Hidan-senpai!"

Hidan turned around to see Tobi standing in the kittchen. "hey." he said simply, before going back to searching the cabinets. whatever Hidan had thrown away before made a growling noise loud enough for Tobi and Hidan to hear. Hidan tried to ignore the noise.

Tobi heard the growling noise and looked around for where it came from. "Hidan-senpai, what was that?"

"ummm...nothing..." Hidan lied to Tobi. the rotting thing growled again.

"Serously, what is that?"

"...something i found in the 'fridge...it looked gross and it moved, so i threw it away...unfortunatly i think it's alive or something, so i should probably try to kill it soon......or leave it for someone else to find...." Hidan said.

Tobi paled and looked at the garbage, hoping that that thing didn't come out.

the thing in the trash made another movement, and growled again. Hida watched it out of the corner of his eye. he slowly moved over to the knives, and picked one up. the trash creature hissed in Hidan's direction, and crawled out of the trash bin. Hidan quickly threw knives at the thing as it was comming towards him. eventually Hidan stabbed the thing, and it let out a screetch before going limp.

"OMG!!!" Tobi screamed and backed away. "WHAT IS THAT THING?!"

"dead, because i killed it." Hidan stated, slowly walking over to the nolonger moving creature.

(Lol how to be EMO!!! XD)

"What if it's still alive?!" Tobi slowly inched his way next to Hidan

(lmao!!!! that's where i gots it from X3 )

"we, we'll know that in a second..." Hidan replied, getting closer to the creature. He reached out and nudged the small monster with his right foot. the thing let out a screetch and started squirming in an attempt to get away. unfortually for the creature, it still had the knife stabbing it to the ground.

"AUGH! KILL IT!" Tobi screamed and hid behind Hidan.

"get me a bigger knife, a lighter, and a something that burns well..." Hidan told tobi, not taking his eyes off the little monster.

"O-okay!" Tobi went threw the drawers and got a bigger knife and the lighter. He left the kicthen and came back with gasoline. "Is this good for you senpai?"

Hidan glanced at what Tobi got to burn the creature with. "perfect!" he said, grabbing the gasoline and pouring it all over the mini monster. the thing hissed at Hidan, and started squirming more. Hidan took the knife from Tobi, and started stabbing and cutting up the beast. suddenly the little pieces started crawling away. Hidan took the lighter, got it to light, then threw it at the now even smaller creatures. imediatly every one of the pieces of the creature were engulfed(sp?) in flames. "GET A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!!!!" Hidan yelled to Tobi, as the flames started to spread to the floor of the kitchen.

"Okay!" Tobi ran to find the fire extinguisher. Once he found it, he hastly sprayed the entire floor with it. "Tobi is a good boy!" He smiled

unfortunatly, Hidan got covered in the same fire extinguisher crap that had put out the fire. he glared at Tobi, and sighed. "you should work on aiming that thing....." Hidan grumbled.

"Opps, sorry senpai! You do look funny tho!"

"....be happy i'm not allowed to hurt you....physically anyway...." Hidan said, with a grin starting to form on his face. "though Sasori and Pein never said i couldn't harm u mentally by making you watch bloody and gorey movies....."

Tobi's smile disappered and replaced with a frown. "You wouldn't!"

"is that a bet?" Hidan asked, with a very evil grin.

"No! I suck at bets!" Tobi pouted, remembering the fundip event.

"aawwwww, you're no fun, dumbass." Hidan said.