need foooooooooooooood!! X3

"Tch! If only you knew...."

"knew what?"

"Nothing! That I um.... am better at doing the sexy no justu than you are!"

"tch, like hell you are!!! i could do better than you easily!"

"Yeah right! I bet that I'll look way sexier than you!" Tobi slaped his hand over his mouth. He really needed to stop blurting out things.

"IS THAT ANOTHER FUCKIN' BET!?!?!?"

'Crap, I couldn't back down now... Tobi pumped his fist in the air. "Yea! What do I have to do if I lose?"

Hidan grinned. "you have to.........use a transformation justsu to turn into a dog! for 3 days!"

"What?! Fine... and if you lose, you um.... have to stay like that for 5 days!!!"

Hidan smirked. "you're on, dumbass!"

"Fine! Transform!" Tobi did the correct hand signs and transformed into a young female version of himself. Tobi took his mask off and threw it on the table. His hair looked the same but a little bit longer and he had a small chest with curvier hips.

Hidan did the same handsigns as Tobi, and turned into a chick. his hair was long, and fell to the middle of his back. it was still silver. he had a bigger chest than Tobi, a fairly skinny waist, and curves. "haha! i'm smexier than you are!" Hidan dai, in a higher, and more feminine voice.

"No way! What makes you say that?!" Tobi said in his new feminine voice and put her hands on her hips.

"i've got a bigger chest than you! and i'm just prettier! my hair's better, and i'm thinner!! i fuckin' win betch!"

"Hey! I can understand the chest and hair part but Thiner!? Look at these hips baby!" She points to her hips. "Like an hourglass!!"

(haha, we're having waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much fun with this XD!!!!)

"puh-leaze!!! i am so much thiner than you! you're practically a giant marshmellow!!"

(Lolz I know!!! XD)


"Augh! You wish fatty! I have a nice shape! Not like your fat you call a body!"

"YOU'RE A BIG FAT BLOB!! you're so fuckin' fat, that when you go to the beach, whales come up from the ocean, and start singin' "we are family"!!!!"


(ZOMG!! CAT FGHT!!!!)

(OMG LOLZ!! XD)

Tobi snorted. "Please, you're so fat that, when you sit on a rainbow, skittles fall out!!"

"yeah, well, you're so huge that when you go to the movies you need an entire theater room just to fit you flab!!! and then you can't even see the screen anyway!!!!!" Hidan shouted. she(or he..?) really wanted to punch Tobi now.

"You're so fat that, it takes 365 days to get around your whole body!!!" Tobi scoffed and turned her head.

Hidan tackled Tobi to the ground, and started slapping and punching her.

"Ah! I'm sorry Hidan-chan!" Tobi squeaked out while blocking her face.

Hidan stopped, and got up. "i still win, fat-ass..."

"Whatever you say..." Tobi mumbled lowly and got up and brushed herself off.