need foooooooooooooood!! X3

hidan finished his glass of milk, and sighed, putting the cup down. he went over to the fridge, opened it, and started looking for something to eat again.

Tobi watched as Hidan went to the fridge. "You're still hungry!!??"

"yes!! and there's nothing to fuckin' eat!!! ugghhh...hey! what's this!?" Hidan asked, picking up a little sealed off container that had something brown and moving inside it. Hidan dropped the container, and a squirel fell out. it made chattering noises before running away. Hidan just stood there for a few seconds before asking, "....was that a squirel?"

Tobi stood in awe for a moment then replied, "...I think it was...."

"....i'm just gonna pretend that never happened...." Hidan said before going back to the 'fridge. then the squirel came back and ran up Tobi's pants.

(haha, i'm an evil bitch X3 )

(So curel to meh poor Tobi!!! XD )

Tobi screamed and started to jump up and down to get that thing out.

Kisame laughed, "Hidan you better get the thing out before he pisses his pants"

"no way, dude! he can do that himself!!" Hidan said, while laughing. then the squirel climbed out of Tobi's pants, and into his shirt.

Tobi screamed again and ripped of his shirt along with the squirel. Now shirtless, Tobi climbed onto the table. "KILL THAT THING!!"

"no, it attacks you, so i think it should stay."

"PLEASE HIDAN-SENPAI!? YOU CAN SCARIFICE IT!!!"

"hmmm....nah!" Hidan said. then the squirel looked at Hidan, and started running towards him. "OH CRAP!!!" Hidan shouted, before grabbing a knife, and throwing it at the squirel. the squirel stopped running, and the knife landed a milimeter away from it's head. the squirel then ran out fo the kitchen, to go hide somewhere else in the base, and probably scare the shit out of peopl later.

Tobi watched the squirel get away. "Why did you let him go?!" Tobi asked as he jumped off the table.

"i let it go, in the hopes that it'll hide in your room, and attack you in the middle of the night."

"Or it might crawl in your room..." Tobi mumbled

"but, i'd kill it imediatly if it did that. besides, if it does do that, then i'd just have to do something bad to you. like put a snake, or a spider in your bed."

Tobi frowned. "Why do you have to be so mean!?"

Hidan shrugged. "because it's fun, i guess."

"Well it's not fun to me!"

"oh, well, your loss."

Tobi pouted and sat down at the table.

Hidan grinned, and went back to lookin' for something to eat.

"Hidan, what made loyal to Jashin?"

Hidan stopped looking for food, and turned around, to look at Tobi. "........why do you wanna know?...."

"I'm just wondering, you're sooo loyal"