need foooooooooooooood!! X3

"...you first. tell the truth, then i'll tell you."

"But I am telling the truth! Stop harrassing me!" He yelled, slamming his hands on the table.

(Oh no!! you're going to upset the leader!! XD)

"geeze, very angry, huh? that dosen't sound like you're being a good boy."

Tobi sat down and started eating his dango stick. "Tobi is a good boy!"

"then, be a good boy and tell where u fuckin' came from.....and don't just say 'mom and dad' because i'll beat the shit outta you if you do..."

Tobi sighed. "Ok! ugh... when I was 5 I um, was playing in my front lawn with my parents and they had too go inside and they told me to stay there, but.." Tobi looked to the side with fake remorse, " I didn't listen and ran into the woods, when I came back, my parents were killed and these ninjas were hoving over them. I don't know what happened next, but... I think I killed them..." Tobi pointed towards his mask. "That's why I wear this mask and is a good boy and doesn't like blood, so nothing like that ever happens again." He said making his voice crack as he spoke. "Happy now?!"

Hidan nodded. "that's believeable...."

"Thanks" He replied sarcasticly (sp?)

"well, i'm hungry, again."

"Wait! you didn't tell me your past!"

"nunya"

"Tell me you past now" Tobi said, clearly looking pissed.

Hidan rolled his eyes. "it's too long of a story. and it's not that exciting."

"Mine wasn't either but you inseisted!! Tell me!"

Hidan sighed. "you really, really, really, wanna know?"

"Yes!!"

"....fine........okay, when i was a kid i was always getting beatings from my parents when i'd do something bad, so i was a good kid, alot of the time. well, anyway, i was about 4 or 5...and i broke something extreemly valueble to my dad...i think it was something his dad gave him or something...he came home from work, and beat me so fuckin' hard, that i was uncontious for quite a few hours....and when i woke up, i was so fuckin' sore.......and it was night time....my dad was asleep, the shattered remains of the thing i broke was wrapped up, and sitting on the nightstand.....anyway, i killed my dad, by stabbing him in the neck with a knife. my mom woke up, because i dropped the knife, after i realized i killed my father. my mom screamed, beat me up a bit, then chased me out of the house, screaming all kinds of insults at me....everything horrible name you could imagine, and more. she was throwing shit at me too, anything heavy, sharp, or made of glass.....so, i had to live on the street for a while, blah blah blah, faught with kids and animals and all kinds of shit...eventually became a ninja, got a house, and found out about jashin-sama, but that's a whole nother story. then my village desided to stop being a ninja village, so i killed my neighbors, and left....happy?"

"Yes now i'm happy!"

hidan pouted. "i still don't think it's much......whatever....and why did you even want to fuckin' know?..."

"Cause you wanted to know about mine so DEAL!"

Hidan rolled his eyes. "how old are you? you act like a 4 year old..."

"So? you're just juelous"

"jealous? tch! of what?"

"Of me duh!"

"why? you're a retard. why would i be jealous of a retard?"